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Trump Urges Kevin Spacey To Consider Career In Politics

FUSSA, JAPAN—Donald Trump has suggested embattled House of Cards star, Kevin Spacey, should "consider a career in politics" now that his Hollywood career is...

President Trump Alleges He Was Sexually Assaulted By Hillary Clinton

FUSSA, JAPAN—The President of the United States has begun his tour of Asia by making the astonishing revelation that he was personally sexually assaulted...

Trump Mocks Trudeau For Celebrating Thanksgiving ‘6 Weeks Early’

WASHINGTON, DC—Calling him "a laughing stock" and "an embarrassment to his country", American President Donald Trump savaged his North American counterpart with a series...

Furious Trump Demands To Know Why He Can’t Go Golfing In...

WASHINGTON, DC—An enraged Donald Trump has claimed the Secret Service are preventing him from golfing in Mar-A-Lago and the American President demands to know...

Trump Denounces Grammar Nazis

WASHINGTON, DC—In a speech to over a hundred thousand supporters in Phoenix, President Trump today denounced the "grammar Nazis who regularly misuninform people about...

Donald Trump Labels Alt-Right Pointless: ‘I Just Right Click’

WASHINGTON, DC—American President Donald Trump has released his fourth official statement on the highly controversial alt-right labelling the group "totally pointless" in a new...

Donald Trump Calls Justin Trudeau “Canada’s Worst President Yet”

THE President of the United States, has openly questioned the credentials of Justin Trudeau, labeling the Canadian head of state "an embarrassment" and a "terrible president". In a no-holds...

Controversial Trump Tower To Be Renamed Trump Plaza

VANCOUVER, BC—Following intense criticism over their controversial choice of name, the developers behind Trump Tower have announced plans to officially rename it "Trump Plaza". Calls to...

Trump Offers Obama Newly Created Role As Ambassador To ISIS

WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Barrack Obama has been surprisingly offered a new role under the current administration, as the United States' first official ambassador to...

Trump Warns Meryl Streep That Celebrities Have ‘No Place In Politics’

President-elect Donald Trump has warned Meryl Streep and other outspoken celebrities to keep their "nose out of politics" and "leave it to the experts". The Academy-award...

Trump Requests To Be Sworn In Using The Art Of The...

NEW YORK, NY – Donald J. Trump has personally contacted the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, requesting permission to use his own "great book"...

GOP Website Declares Donald Trump Election Winner Hours Before Polls Close

THE official GOP website has released a statement within the last hour declaring Donald Trump as the winner of the 2016 U.S. election, despite...

Ted Cruz Admits His Father Assassinated JFK, His Wife Is Ugly...

FORMER republican candidate Ted Cruz has made a series of shocking confessions, just hours after finally endorsing Donald Trump for president. Cruz made the remarks on...

“Hillary Clinton Would Be The Unhealthiest President Ever Elected,” Writes Trump’s...

THE renowned personal physician of Donald J. Trump has said that in his expert medical opinion, Hillary Clinton is "clearly unfit to be president" and if elected would...

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