Image Of Trump Briefly Appears On FBI Most Wanted List

Image Of Trump Briefly Appears On FBI Most Wanted List | Trump FBI Most Wanted
Image Of Trump Briefly Appears On FBI Most Wanted List | Trump FBI Most Wanted

WASHINGTON, DC—An image and short profile of the current president of the United States briefly appeared on the FBI’s Most Wanted list this morning, sparking rumours that Robert Mueller is close to completing the Trump investigation.

The profile, which the FBI insists was an error, was visible for 3 minutes under the “Top Ten” section of the Bureau’s official website.

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It included a physical description of Donald Trump that put his weight at “between 239 – 500 pounds” and also noted “unusually small hands” under the “Remarks” section.

Also mentioned was a list of known accomplices, including Michael Cohen, Sean Hannity and Rudy Giuliani while under “Crimes” it simply read: “Everything.”

When questioned as to why the sitting President had appeared on a list that includes cartel bosses and serial killers, an FBI spokesperson stated that compiling profiles of suspects of major felonies was merely “standard protocol”.

“This was an error. Nothing more. The president of America is not a wanted criminal. We have nothing to announce at this time.”

The Federal Bureau of Investigation quickly removed the profile and have since replaced it with an “under construction, please check back soon” landing page.

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