‘Stephen Hawking’s Death Has Stunned The Stable Genius Community’ Claims Trump

Trump Says Stephen Hawking's Death Has Stunned The Stable Genius Community | Stephen Hawking Trump
Trump Says Stephen Hawking's Death Has Stunned The Stable Genius Community | Stephen Hawking Trump

WASHINGTON, DC—American President Donald Trump has paid homage to the late Stephen Hawking, saying the entire stable genius community is stunned at the death of the world renowned physicist.

“It’s quite shocking, we had no idea he was ill,” began President Trump’s morning briefing. “On behalf of the entire stable genius community, we will miss him and he will always be with us and be one of us.”

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While the President was quick to point out that Hawking was “not one of the big ones” like him, the 2-time Albert Einstein Award winner was “well known” inside the stable genius community, Trump confirmed.

“He was honestly one of the greats, no doubt about it,” the 45th president sighed, “right up there with myself and Alex Jones, Stephen will be remembered as one of the great stable geniuses of our time.”

“Not a lot of people know this but he always called me a ‘demagogue’ which he says is latin for ‘the Donald Trump of physics,” Trump added, signalling his intention to have a statue of Hawking built with the quote emblazoned on it.

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