Wayne Rooney’s Driver’s Licence Drops Into Relegation Zone

Wayne Rooney's Driver's Licence Drops Into Relegation Zone
Wayne Rooney's Driver's Licence Drops Into Relegation Zone

LIVERPOOL, UK—Compounding what has already been a miserable week for Everton’s new Number 10, Wayne Rooney’s Driver’s Licence has dropped into the relegation places for the first time this season.

Following West Ham United’s win over Huddersfield on Monday night, Rooney’s Licence remains stuck on two points with only Bournemouth and Crystal Palace keeping the category B UK driver’s licence off the foot of the table.

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After the infamous drunk driving incident outside his home, Wayne Rooney’s Driver’s Licence shocked the Premier League and the world by becoming the first driver’s licence to pick up points during an international weekend.

Despite UK driving laws capping the amount of points to 12, Rooney remains unconcerned what his driver’s licence will do once he hits that number around mid-November. “I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it,” he replied, “although obviously not by car.”

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