“I have been accused of being like an old dog that is unable to learn new tricks, but it is this old dog that must lash out like a ravenous beast at those who try to muzzle him.”

– Sepp Blatter on criticism from the English media.

“Nicky Butt had a great arse too!”

– Roy Keane tells Eamon Dunphy what he thinks of former teammates.

“However my research indicates that the sun is very hot in the summer when the MLS season is in full flight.”

-David Beckham on his scrapped plans for a football team on the sun.

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