FUSSA, JAPAN—Donald Trump has suggested embattled House of Cards star, Kevin Spacey, should “consider a career in politics” now that his Hollywood career is effectively over.
The real American President advised his fictional counterpart that based on personal experience the political arena was much more forgiving of sexual abusers than the entertainment industry.
“The American people will not stand for sexual predators on their tv screens, unless they happen to be a high ranking government official,” Trump insisted, claiming that if Spacey was actually President he could have easily buried the negative press coverage by making an outlandish accusation against a political rival or starting a nuclear war with an unstable dictatorship.
However ‘the Donald’ warned that the President’s power is not total.
“You can’t just go around murdering senators or pushing journalists in front of trains,” he conceded, something he admits to being “disappointed to learn” on his first day.