Tag: Coronavirus
Vancouver Steam Clock May Be Forced To Permanently Close Due To...
VANCOUVER, BC—There are growing fears inside Vancouver City Hall this evening that the beloved Gastown Steam Clock may be forced to shut...
Trump Insists Entire Presidency Has Been Sarcastic
WASHINGTON, DC—Having earlier in the week admitted his advice on drinking bleach and injecting disinfectant into your veins to cure Covid-19 was actually just...
Trump Declares Hillary Clinton Is Coronavirus ‘Patient Zero’
WASHINGTON, DC—The United States government believes it has made a major breakthrough in the ongoing Coronavirus crisis by identifying what it believes...
Corona Offer $15 Million To Help Change Coronavirus Name To BudLightvirus
Constellation Brands, the company behind Corona beer, have offered up to $15 million to help change the Coronavirus' name to the BudLightvirus.