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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

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Trump Sons Detained At Vancouver Airport Due To Alleged Ties With...

RICHMOND, BC—Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump are in police custody at YVR airport this evening, after alleged ties to a fascist dictator surfaced during...

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Australia to “strongly consider” returning Whistler to Canada

WHISTLER, AUSTRALIA—The Australian government is reportedly "strongly considering" returning the resort town of Whistler back to Canada. Known locally as 'Whistralia', Whistler, is the most...


Grouse Grind Reopens Now With 75% More Steps

VANCOUVER, BC—After months of redevelopment, Vancouver's iconic Grouse Grind reopens for the 2019 season with the addition of up to 75% more...

Live-Action Ratatouille Remake Ends In Tragedy In Vancouver

Filming for the live action remake of the Disney/Pixar classic Ratatouille has ended in tragedy in Vancouver today, as the movie's star...

Canada Elects First Person Of Colour As PM

OTTAWA, ON—In what is being called a "historic night for the great white north", Canada has elected a person of colour as...
American First Lady Accidentally Signs Name Melania Trudeau

Melania Trump Accidentally Signs Name ‘Melania Trudeau’

WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady of the United States suffered a rather embarrassing moment at a recent Trump campaign rally after accidentally signing...
Trudeau Scheer kiss expected to happen this week

Justin Trudeau To Demand Andrew Scheer Kiss Him To Prove He’s Not Homophobic

OTTAWA, ON—Sources close to Justin Trudeau have revealed that the Prime Minister will demand opposition leader Andrew Scheer kiss him to prove...
Trump Asks Trudeau How Much He Wants For Alberta | Trump buying Alberta

Trump Asks Trudeau To Name His Price For Alberta

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Donald Trump has reportedly contacted Justin Trudeau with an offer to buy Alberta, asking the Prime Minister to name his price...

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