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All Burrard Street Journal and Burrard Street Football articles are satire news and entirely fabricated.

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Said posts or stories may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Therefore, all news articles contained within burrardstrettjournal.com are works of fiction and constitute satire news. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental  or coincidental and not intended to be, or be construed as, facts. Any resemblance to the truth or actual facts or to reality is purely coincidental, except for references to famous persons and/or public figures, in which case such stories are based on real people, but the story, or stories, surrounding or about these  people or figures are almost entirely fiction and are intended as satire and entertainment.  As the purpose of said stories is to entertain and amuse and not to disparage any persons, or institutions, in any way and no malice is intended toward anyone or anything, nor should any be construed from the satirically based stories and fake news items.  This web site is not a source of facts or real information. That means all items or stories on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof of such persons and is not intended to communicate any true or factual information about that person

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Satire News from the BS Journal

Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him

Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him

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Alex Jones ‘Seriously Considering’ Presidential Run Given Current Field

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Satire Writer Struggling To Come Up With Dumber Celebrity To Run For President Than Kanye, Trump

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VANCOUVER, BC—A local satire writer who until today had always prided himself on...
Taiwan Officially Lists British Columbia As Province Of China

Taiwan Officially Lists British Columbia As Province Of China

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THE government of Taiwan's official website has quietly changed the its designation of...
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BREAKING: British Columbia Renamed Irish Columbia [Live Updates]

LIVE: British Columbia Renamed Irish Columbia [As it happened]

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9:02 a.m. VANCOUVER, IC—The province of British Columbia is no...

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