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Satire News from the BS Journal

Riot Break At Science World After Bill Nye Cancels At Last Minute

Riot Breaks Out At Science World After Bill Nye Cancels At Last Minute

VANCOUVER, BC—Vancouver Police have confirmed a riot broke out in Science World yesterday afternoon after...
"Do not let this woman in." Vancouver woman banned from café for only tipping 20%.

Vancouver Woman Banned From Local Café For “Only” Tipping 20%

KITSILANO, VA—A 38-year-old mother of two has been banned from her local café after the...
Shia LeBeouf To Play Olivia Wilde In Movie About The Making Of 'Don't Worry Darling'

Shia LaBeouf To Play Olivia Wilde In Movie About The Making Of ‘Don’t Worry Darling’

ACTOR Shia LaBeouf has agreed to star in a yet untitled film about the now...
Hamilton Insists Mercedes Will Be 'Lucky' To Have Car With 4 Wheels In Time For First Race

Hamilton Insists Mercedes Will Be ‘Lucky’ To Have Car With 4 Wheels In Time For First Race

LONDON, UK—Seven-time world champion, Lewis Hamilton, insists it will be 'an absolute miracle' if his...
In Solidarity With Neil Young Nickelback Pull Their Music From Spotify

In Solidarity With Neil Young, Nickelback Pulls Music From Spotify

VANCOUVER, BC—After Neil Young and Joni Mitchell pulled their music from Spotify in protest of...
Donald Trump Encourages 'All Canadians' To Elect Sarah Palin

Donald Trump Encourages ‘All Canadians’ To Elect Sarah Palin

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump has become the latest American politician to offer his...

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