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Satire News from the BS Journal

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MANCHESTER United fans across the world were ecstatic Wednesday morning with the news that a...
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After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence...
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LONDON, UK—Sam Allardyce has been spotted taking Spanish lessons this week in preparation for what...
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WASHINGTON, DC—Republican senator Ted Cruz has this morning slammed President Trump's trade tariffs on the...

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