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Satire News from the BS Journal

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Mike Pence Takes 4-Hour Shower After Meeting Irish PM And Boyfriend

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Mike Pence took a 4-hour shower shortly after meeting the Irish Taoiseach...
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Offered New 25-Year Contact By Man Utd | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer new deal

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Offered New 25-Year Contact By Man Utd

MANCHESTER United have rewarded Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for his excellent start as caretaker...
Trump Storrms out of North Korean Talks Early After Kim Suggests Burger King Is Better Than McDonalds

Trump Ends North Korean Talks Early After Kim Suggests Burger King Is Better Than McDonalds

HANOI, VIETNAM—New details have emerged suggesting President Trump walked away from talks with...
Chelsea Recall 374 Players From Loan

BREAKING: Chelsea Recall 374 Players From Loan

CHELSEA Football Club have announced they have immediately recalled 374 players from loan,...
Chelsea Ask FIFA If Transfer Ban Also Applies To Managers

Chelsea Ask FIFA If Transfer Ban Also Applies To Managers

IN response to their two-window transfer ban from FIFA, Chelsea Football Club have...
Paul Ince Claims He Could Have Beaten PSG 5-0

Paul Ince Claims He Could Have Beaten PSG 5-0

PAUL Ince has sensationally tripled down on his comments on Ole Gunnar Solskjaer...

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