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LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be...
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Trump Invites Thai Boys To White House; Boys Request To Return To Cave

WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has had his offer to visit the White House...
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England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of Own

LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the...
Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis

Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis

TOLYATTI, RUSSIA—The Swiss national team has been forced to pull out of the 2018 World...

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