Gary Lineker Vows To Shoot Porn In MOTD Studio If Leicester Win Champions League

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Gary Lineker porn likely to be filmed

MATCH of the Day presenter, Gary Lineker, has sensationally vowed to shoot a pornagraphic video live in the MOTD studio, if Leicester City win the European Cup next season.

The former Leicester striker has already promised to present the first show of the 2016/17 season in his underwear, after Leicester defied the odds to win the Premier League. However despite losing the wager, Lineker remains confident his “double or nothing” bet will not backfire again. “What are the chances of them doing it again, I mean really?” Lineker said, shaking his head. “Trust me. They’ve got no chance.”

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5,000-to-1 to win the Premier League at the start of this season, the Foxes are currently priced at 50/1 to win the Champions League but Lineker is still not worried. “I mean really how could Leicester, the champions of England, win a European Cup?”

As expected, the British communications regulator will clear the BBC to film Lineker’s performance live due to the “overwhelming public interest” in the Leicester City story. Ofcom CEO Sharon White claims she will probably shut down all offices if Lineker is forced to “perform”.

Public support for Leicester City‘s first Champion League adventure has plummeted following Lineker’s announcement, with one devil’s advocate claiming he “deeply regrets” claiming there is “nothing worse than seeing Gary Lineker in his boxers”.

Amazingly if Lineker follows through, he will become only the second MOTD presenter to have had sex live on the show. During the second half of the 1978 World Cup in Argentina, the BBC accidentally showed a live feed of Jimmy Hill making love to a woman in the studio. The video was unknowingly shown for over 30 minutes and is largely credited with launching pornography into the mainstream British audience.

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