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Elon Musk Announces New Currency Specifically For Jewish People
WASHINGTON, DC — Elon Musk today announced a brand-new currency for Jewish people in an effort to prove he is not antisemitic.
Unveiling a new...
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Elon Musk Announces New Currency Specifically For Jewish People
WASHINGTON, DC — Elon Musk today announced a brand-new currency for Jewish people in an effort to prove he is not antisemitic.
Unveiling a new...
Trump Congratulates Putin On ‘Landslide Victory’ Hours Before Polls Open
Former U.S. President Donald J. Trump took time out from his own presidential campaign tonight to congratulate Vladimir Putin on his "landslide" election win,...
‘I Have No Relationship With China’ Trudeau Tells Reporter In Fluent Cantonese
OTTAWA, ON—Justin Trudeau today told reporters outside the House of Commons that he has "absolutely no relationship with China whatsoever" while speaking in fluent...
Downtown Eastside Rezoned To Now Include Everything East Of Stanley Park
The City of Vancouver has responded to repeated calls to "do something" about the Downtown Eastside by rezoning it to include everything east of...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Al-Ettifaq Set Date For Henderson Testimonial
Al-Ettifaq FC fans desperate to know if Jordan Henderson would get a testimonial have had their prayers answered this morning with the news that...
Ched Evans refusing to give up on Sheffield Utd move: “Since...
Disgraced former footballer, Ched Evans, used a shockingly ill-advised turn of phrase, when announcing that he still harbours hopes of a return to Sheffield...
BREAKING: Chelsea Recall 374 Players From Loan
CHELSEA Football Club have announced they have immediately recalled 374 players from loan, following their two-window transfer ban from FIFA.
Al-Ettifaq Set Date For Henderson Testimonial
Al-Ettifaq FC fans desperate to know if Jordan Henderson would get a testimonial have had their prayers answered this morning with the news that...
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
