NEWS
Donald Trump Encourages ‘All Canadians’ To Elect Sarah Palin
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump has become the latest American politician to offer his unsolicited advice to Canadians by encouraging them to elect...
CANADIAN NEWS
Donald Trump Encourages ‘All Canadians’ To Elect Sarah Palin
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump has become the latest American politician to offer his unsolicited advice to Canadians by encouraging them to elect...
Trump Mocks Biden Over Size Of Inauguration Crowd
PALM BEACH, FL—The outgoing President of the United States, Donald Trump, has attacked his predecessor, Joe Biden, by mocking the size of his inauguration...
Donald Trump Jr. Tests Positive For Being A Dipshit
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House has confirmed that Donald Trump Jr., eldest son to the outgoing U.S. President, has tested positive for being a dipshit.
He...
Refusing To Concede, Kanye Demands Full Recount Of All 145 Million Votes
NEW YORK, NY—Kanye West has this morning refused to concede the 2020 U.S. presidential election, instead demanding a full and thorough recount of "every...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
FOUND: 12-year-old Adam Johnson’s Letter to ‘Jim’ll Fix it’ has Been...
A 16-year-old letter written by current Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson, has been found on a beach in Sunderland today.
The note had been placed in a...
Player With Own Trademarked Celebration Unsure If He Will Fit In...
TURIN, ITALY—A football player known predominantly for his trademarked goal celebration, is currently debating whether or not he would make a good...
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
