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Controversial New Study Links Hydroxychloroquine With Increased Penis Size As Trump...
WASHINGTON, DC—A controversial new study by Dr. Harold Bornstein has linked the drug hydroxychloroquine to an increase in male genital size on...
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Controversial New Study Links Hydroxychloroquine With Increased Penis Size As Trump Triples Dosage
WASHINGTON, DC—A controversial new study by Dr. Harold Bornstein has linked the drug hydroxychloroquine to an increase in male genital size on...
Trump Insists Entire Presidency Has Been Sarcastic
WASHINGTON, DC—Having earlier in the week admitted his advice on drinking bleach and injecting disinfectant into your veins to cure Covid-19 was...
Trump Declares Hillary Clinton Is Coronavirus ‘Patient Zero’
WASHINGTON, DC—The United States government believes it has made a major breakthrough in the ongoing Coronavirus crisis by identifying what it believes...
Corona Offer $15 Million To Help Change Coronavirus Name To BudLightvirus
Constellation Brands, the company behind Corona beer, have offered up to $15 million to help change the Coronavirus' name to the BudLightvirus.
FOOTBALL NEWS
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
Raheem Sterling STEALS Match Ball After GUNNING Down INNOCENT Czechs In...
Manchester City and England STAR Raheem Sterling has GUNNED down as many as 14 INNOCENT Czech players after going on a WILD...
Mourinho concedes title to Man City
Jose Mourinho has announced that Chelsea have conceded the 2015/16 title to Man City after just two games: “We cannot catch them, mathematically the...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
Football Manager Announces Coronavirus Update That Makes Game Unplayable Until April 30th
THE creators of the popular Football Manager series, SI Games, have announced a new free update that brings the real world Coronavirus...
Boris Johnson Praises Manchester City’s Dedication To Brexit
LONDON, UK - British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has praised Manchester City dedication to “getting Brexit done” by being expelled from...
Man Utd Receive Offer For Nemanja Matic From Unnamed North London Club
MANCHESTER, UK—Manchester United have confirmed they have received a formal offer for midfielder Nemanja Matic from an unnamed North London club.
