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Trump Urges Canadians To Elect Scheer: ‘Only An American Can Run...
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has this morning urged Canadian voters to elect Andrew Scheer as Canada's first American Prime Minister,...
CANADIAN NEWS
Trump Urges Canadians To Elect Scheer: ‘Only An American Can Run Your Country Right’
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has this morning urged Canadian voters to elect Andrew Scheer as Canada's first American Prime Minister,...
Melania Trump Accidentally Signs Name ‘Melania Trudeau’
WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady of the United States suffered a rather embarrassing moment at a recent Trump campaign rally after accidentally signing...
Trump Proposes Nuking Amazon Rainforest To Stop Fire Spreading
WASHINGTON, DC — The President of the United States believes he may have stop the spread of further wildfires in the Amazon...
Justin Trudeau To Demand Andrew Scheer Kiss Him To Prove He’s Not Homophobic
OTTAWA, ON—Sources close to Justin Trudeau have revealed that the Prime Minister will demand opposition leader Andrew Scheer kiss him to prove...
FOOTBALL NEWS
‘And I’m Phil Jones’ Whispers Phil Jones To Empty Spot Where...
MANCHESTER — On his first day back in training since Chris Smalling's move to Roma, Phil Jones was overheard whispering "and I'm...
God Shocked By Leicester City Title: “I Honestly Didn’t Think This...
God, the self-professed creator of the universe, has admitted his shock at Leicester City being crowned the 2015/16 Premier League champions. The 5,000-to-1 outsiders defied...
Claudio Ranieri Denied Sainthood After ‘No Evidence For Second Miracle’
THE VATICAN, ROME(By Dan Sweryt)—Former Leicester City boss Claudio Ranieri has been denied his sainthood as the Catholic Church claim there is ‘no evidence’ for...
‘And I’m Phil Jones’ Whispers Phil Jones To Empty Spot Where Chris Smalling Used...
MANCHESTER — On his first day back in training since Chris Smalling's move to Roma, Phil Jones was overheard whispering "and I'm...
Ronaldo And Messi Seen Leaving McDonalds At 3am
MONACO — Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi appear to have finally got that dinner together after the pair were spotted leaving a McDonalds in...
Player With Own Trademarked Celebration Unsure If He Will Fit In At Manchester United
TURIN, ITALY—A football player known predominantly for his trademarked goal celebration, is currently debating whether or not he would make a good...
Steve Bruce Sacked By Newcastle After ‘Terrible Run Of Result’
NEWCASTLE, UK—Less than 24-hours after signing a 3-year deal at St James Park, Steve Bruce has been sacked by Newcastle United following...
