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Trump Looking Forward To Knighthood From The Queen
LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be knighted by the Queen of England, when he visits...
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Trump Looking Forward To Knighthood From The Queen
LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be knighted by the Queen of England, when he visits...
Trump Invites Thai Boys To White House; Boys Request To Return To Cave
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has had his offer to visit the White House rebuffed by the rescued Thai boys, who instead have...
Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively...
Ted Cruz Slams Trump’s Trade Tariffs After Discovering Pornhub Is Canadian
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican senator Ted Cruz has this morning slammed President Trump's trade tariffs on the Great White North, after discovering that Pornhub is Canadian.
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England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of...
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Raheem Sterling “Absolutely Shocked” To Find Himself In Pokemon Go
ENGLAND star Raheem Sterling has told BSF of his shock AT discovering himself as a catchable character in Pokemon Go. The hugely popular app contains...
Mourinho: ‘Europa League/EFL Double Would Be Greatest Achievement In Man Utd...
THE Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho, claims his side "stand on the brink of greatness" after they moved one step closer to completing the Europa...
England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of Own
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis
TOLYATTI, RUSSIA—The Swiss national team has been forced to pull out of the 2018 World Cup just one day before the start of the...
Man Utd Fans Ecstatic To Sign Player They First Heard Of Yesterday
MANCHESTER United fans across the world were ecstatic Wednesday morning with the news that a player they first heard of yesterday, had finally signed...
Allardyce Seen Taking Spanish Lessons In Preparation For Madrid Offer
LONDON, UK—Sam Allardyce has been spotted taking Spanish lessons this week in preparation for what sources close to the ex-England manager describe as an...
