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American Government Imposes Immediate Ban On 3D-Printed Straws
The U.S. State Department will this week seek to outlaw the "access, use and reproduction" of 3D-printed straws in a hope to end the...
CANADIAN NEWS
American Government Imposes Immediate Ban On 3D-Printed Straws
The U.S. State Department will this week seek to outlaw the "access, use and reproduction" of 3D-printed straws in a hope to end the...
Trump Looking Forward To Knighthood From The Queen
LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be knighted by the Queen of England, when he visits...
Trump Invites Thai Boys To White House; Boys Request To Return To Cave
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has had his offer to visit the White House rebuffed by the rescued Thai boys, who instead have...
Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Man Utd Announce Record Breaking Deal With New Sock Sponsor
Sources close to Old Trafford tonight have revealed that Manchester United are set to complete a new record breaking deal just hours before the...
Scholes And Ferdinand Admit To Wearing Earplugs Every Time Michael Owen...
LONDON, UK—BT Sports pundits Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand have admitted to wearing ear plugs every time colleague Michael Owen speaks, BSF can officially...
Luis Suarez Claims Firmino Is ‘Completely Innocent’ Of Any Alleged Racism
BARCELONA star Luis Suarez has weighed on the Roberto Firmino scandal by insisting that the current Liverpool frontman is "completely innocent".
"Nonsense it's all nonsense,"...
Man Utd Announce Record Breaking Deal With New Sock Sponsor
Sources close to Old Trafford tonight have revealed that Manchester United are set to complete a new record breaking deal just hours before the...
England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of Own
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis
TOLYATTI, RUSSIA—The Swiss national team has been forced to pull out of the 2018 World Cup just one day before the start of the...
Man Utd Fans Ecstatic To Sign Player They First Heard Of Yesterday
MANCHESTER United fans across the world were ecstatic Wednesday morning with the news that a player they first heard of yesterday, had finally signed...
