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Alex Jones ‘Seriously Considering’ Presidential Run Given Current Field
MOJAVE DESERT, NA—Alex Jones, the infamous founder of the alt-right entertainment site, Infowars, is reportedly "seriously considering" a presidential run in November...
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Alex Jones ‘Seriously Considering’ Presidential Run Given Current Field
MOJAVE DESERT, NA—Alex Jones, the infamous founder of the alt-right entertainment site, Infowars, is reportedly "seriously considering" a presidential run in November...
Satire Writer Struggling To Think Of Dumber Celebrity To Run For President Than Kanye,...
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Taiwan Officially Lists British Columbia As Province Of China
THE government of Taiwan's official website has quietly changed the its designation of British Columbia to a "province of China".
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
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Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed...
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
35-year-old Argentinian Man Found Alive By Police, After Disappearing Sunday
MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - An Argentinian national has been found "alive and relatively well" according to police, bringing to an end an exhaustive 4-day search....
Wayne Rooney’s Driver’s Licence Drops Into Relegation Zone
LIVERPOOL, UK—Compounding what has already been a miserable week for Everton's new Number 10, Wayne Rooney's Driver's Licence has dropped into the relegation places...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
Football Manager Announces Coronavirus Update That Makes Game Unplayable Until April 30th
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