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Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively...
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Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively...
Ted Cruz Slams Trump’s Trade Tariffs After Discovering Pornhub Is Canadian
WASHINGTON, DC—Republican senator Ted Cruz has this morning slammed President Trump's trade tariffs on the Great White North, after discovering that Pornhub is Canadian.
Fears...
New Evidence Suggests Hitler Began Taking Ambien Around 1939
BERLIN, GERMANY—A series of newly discovered letters written by Eva Braun suggest Adolf Hitler began taking Ambien around 1939, shortly before invading Poland.
Researchers claim...
Image Of Trump Briefly Appears On FBI Most Wanted List
WASHINGTON, DC—An image and short profile of the current president of the United States briefly appeared on the FBI's Most Wanted list this morning,...
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England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of...
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Van Gaal promises fans to not take Europa League seriously
INÂ the wake of Manchester United's disastrous Champion's League exit, Louis Van Gaal has moved to reassure fans that his side will treat the Europa...
20-year-old Footballer in Manchester, Found Crushed to Death Under Weight of...
A 20-year-old man in Manchester has been found crushed to death, by the "overwhelming weight of expectation". Greater Manchester Police said the man died...
England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of Own
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis
TOLYATTI, RUSSIA—The Swiss national team has been forced to pull out of the 2018 World Cup just one day before the start of the...
Man Utd Fans Ecstatic To Sign Player They First Heard Of Yesterday
MANCHESTER United fans across the world were ecstatic Wednesday morning with the news that a player they first heard of yesterday, had finally signed...
Allardyce Seen Taking Spanish Lessons In Preparation For Madrid Offer
LONDON, UK—Sam Allardyce has been spotted taking Spanish lessons this week in preparation for what sources close to the ex-England manager describe as an...
