NEWS
Hamilton Insists Mercedes Will Be ‘Lucky’ To Have Car With 4...
LONDON, UK—Seven-time world champion, Lewis Hamilton, insists it will be 'an absolute miracle' if his Mercedes W13 car has 4 wheels, brakes and a...
CANADIAN NEWS
Hamilton Insists Mercedes Will Be ‘Lucky’ To Have Car With 4 Wheels In Time...
LONDON, UK—Seven-time world champion, Lewis Hamilton, insists it will be 'an absolute miracle' if his Mercedes W13 car has 4 wheels, brakes and a...
In Solidarity With Neil Young, Nickelback Pulls Music From Spotify
VANCOUVER, BC—After Neil Young and Joni Mitchell pulled their music from Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan vaccine misinformation, Nickleback have today announced they...
Donald Trump Encourages ‘All Canadians’ To Elect Sarah Palin
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump has become the latest American politician to offer his unsolicited advice to Canadians by encouraging them to elect...
Trump Mocks Biden Over Size Of Inauguration Crowd
PALM BEACH, FL—The outgoing President of the United States, Donald Trump, has attacked his predecessor, Joe Biden, by mocking the size of his inauguration...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Raheem Sterling’s Mother hands in ‘sick note’ to Brendan Rodgers to...
THEÂ "illness" that has forced Raheem Sterling to miss the start of Liverpool's pre-season appears to be more serious than initially thought. As is Liverpool's...
Sheffield Wednesday Renamed After Evidence Confirms Club Was Founded Day Earlier...
ONE of the oldest football clubs in England, Sheffield Wednesday, is set to change it's name after discovering that the club was actually founded...
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
