NEWS
Vancouver Woman Banned From Local Café For “Only” Tipping 20%
KITSILANO, VA—A 38-year-old mother of two has been banned from her local café after the cafe's owner took to social media to complain about...
CANADIAN NEWS
Vancouver Woman Banned From Local Café For “Only” Tipping 20%
KITSILANO, VA—A 38-year-old mother of two has been banned from her local café after the cafe's owner took to social media to complain about...
Shia LaBeouf To Play Olivia Wilde In Movie About The Making Of ‘Don’t Worry...
ACTOR Shia LaBeouf has agreed to star in a yet untitled film about the now infamous production of the movie 'Don't Worry Darling'. The...
Hamilton Insists Mercedes Will Be ‘Lucky’ To Have Car With 4 Wheels In Time...
LONDON, UK—Seven-time world champion, Lewis Hamilton, insists it will be 'an absolute miracle' if his Mercedes W13 car has 4 wheels, brakes and a...
In Solidarity With Neil Young, Nickelback Pulls Music From Spotify
VANCOUVER, BC—After Neil Young and Joni Mitchell pulled their music from Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan vaccine misinformation, Nickleback have today announced they...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Adam Johnson releases apology video: “No one has suffered more in...
Convicted paedophile Adam Johnson has publicly apologised to his former employers Sunderland Football Club for the first time since been found guilty. In a...
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Offered New 25-Year Contract By Man Utd
MANCHESTER United have rewarded Ole Gunnar Solskjaer for his excellent start as caretaker manager by offering the norwegian a new 25-year contract....
Man Utd Make Last-Minute Bid To Re-Sign Marouane Fellaini
MANCHESTER, UK—With just hours remaining of the 2020 summer transfer window, Manchester United have launched a last minute bid to re-sign Marouane...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
