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Melania Trump Accidentally Signs Name ‘Melania Trudeau’
WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady of the United States suffered a rather embarrassing moment at a recent Trump campaign rally after accidentally signing...
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Melania Trump Accidentally Signs Name ‘Melania Trudeau’
WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady of the United States suffered a rather embarrassing moment at a recent Trump campaign rally after accidentally signing...
Trump Proposes Nuking Amazon Rainforest To Stop Fire Spreading
WASHINGTON, DC — The President of the United States believes he may have stop the spread of further wildfires in the Amazon...
Justin Trudeau To Demand Andrew Scheer Kiss Him To Prove He’s Not Homophobic
OTTAWA, ON—Sources close to Justin Trudeau have revealed that the Prime Minister will demand opposition leader Andrew Scheer kiss him to prove...
Trump Asks Trudeau To Name His Price For Alberta
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Donald Trump has reportedly contacted Justin Trudeau with an offer to buy Alberta, asking the Prime Minister to name his price...
FOOTBALL NEWS
‘And I’m Phil Jones’ Whispers Phil Jones To Empty Spot Where...
MANCHESTER — On his first day back in training since Chris Smalling's move to Roma, Phil Jones was overheard whispering "and I'm...
Sir Louis Van Gaal Should Be Knighted For Meeting Man United’s...
UNDER pressure Red Devils' boss, Louis Van Gaal, has claimed he "deserves" to join Sir's Alex and Bobby, and be knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his...
Leicester City To Sack Manager Every Week In Attempt To Avoid...
LEICESTER, UK(By Dan Sweryt)—Leicester City have announced their intention to sack their manager every week, as it appears the players play infinitely better as soon...
‘And I’m Phil Jones’ Whispers Phil Jones To Empty Spot Where Chris Smalling Used...
MANCHESTER — On his first day back in training since Chris Smalling's move to Roma, Phil Jones was overheard whispering "and I'm...
Ronaldo And Messi Seen Leaving McDonalds At 3am
MONACO — Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi appear to have finally got that dinner together after the pair were spotted leaving a McDonalds in...
Player With Own Trademarked Celebration Unsure If He Will Fit In At Manchester United
TURIN, ITALY—A football player known predominantly for his trademarked goal celebration, is currently debating whether or not he would make a good...
Steve Bruce Sacked By Newcastle After ‘Terrible Run Of Result’
NEWCASTLE, UK—Less than 24-hours after signing a 3-year deal at St James Park, Steve Bruce has been sacked by Newcastle United following...
