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American Government Imposes Immediate Ban On 3D-Printed Straws
The U.S. State Department will this week seek to outlaw the "access, use and reproduction" of 3D-printed straws in a hope to end the...
CANADIAN NEWS
American Government Imposes Immediate Ban On 3D-Printed Straws
The U.S. State Department will this week seek to outlaw the "access, use and reproduction" of 3D-printed straws in a hope to end the...
Trump Looking Forward To Knighthood From The Queen
LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be knighted by the Queen of England, when he visits...
Trump Invites Thai Boys To White House; Boys Request To Return To Cave
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has had his offer to visit the White House rebuffed by the rescued Thai boys, who instead have...
Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly
After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively...
FOOTBALL NEWS
Man Utd Announce Record Breaking Deal With New Sock Sponsor
Sources close to Old Trafford tonight have revealed that Manchester United are set to complete a new record breaking deal just hours before the...
Falcao: “I can be Chelsea’s biggest flop yet”
Chelsea have rolled out the red carpet for former Man Utd "goalscorer", Radamel Falcao's press conference, after the forward agreed a one year loan...
Sheffield Wednesday Renamed After Evidence Confirms Club Was Founded Day Earlier...
ONE of the oldest football clubs in England, Sheffield Wednesday, is set to change it's name after discovering that the club was actually founded...
Man Utd Announce Record Breaking Deal With New Sock Sponsor
Sources close to Old Trafford tonight have revealed that Manchester United are set to complete a new record breaking deal just hours before the...
England FA Looking To Send Irish Fans To Russia Instead Of Own
LONDON, UK—The English FA has reportedly reached out quietly to various fan groups across the Republic of Ireland about the prospect of supporting England...
Switzerland OUT of World Cup After Suffering Incredible Injury Crisis
TOLYATTI, RUSSIA—The Swiss national team has been forced to pull out of the 2018 World Cup just one day before the start of the...
Man Utd Fans Ecstatic To Sign Player They First Heard Of Yesterday
MANCHESTER United fans across the world were ecstatic Wednesday morning with the news that a player they first heard of yesterday, had finally signed...
