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Alex Jones ‘Seriously Considering’ Presidential Run Given Current Field
MOJAVE DESERT, NA—Alex Jones, the infamous founder of the alt-right entertainment site, Infowars, is reportedly "seriously considering" a presidential run in November...
Satire Writer Struggling To Think Of Dumber Celebrity To Run For President Than Kanye,...
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Taiwan Officially Lists British Columbia As Province Of China
THE government of Taiwan's official website has quietly changed the its designation of British Columbia to a "province of China".
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
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Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed...
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Rooney Defends Drink Driving Charge: ‘You Try Being In Liverpool Sober’
LIVERPOOL, UK—Wayne Rooney has issued a staunch defence of his latest drink-driving charge, calling on his critics to "try being in Liverpool sober" if...
Doctors “Worried” For Rafa Benitez’s Mental Health, As He Considers Newcastle...
THE family doctor for Rafa Benitez has expressed his "concern" for the mental health of the former Liverpool boss, after widespread reports indicate Benitez is actually considering an offer to...
Phil Jones Shocked To Discover Football Has Returned, Claims Nobody Informed Him
MANCHESTER, UK —On July 24th England and Manchester United defender Phil Jones (28) admitted his life got turned upside down after being...
Juventus Sign Cartoon Aardvark For £72.5 Million
TURIN, ITALY—Serie A leaders Juventus have completed the signing of Arthur, the cartoon aardvark from the popular animated tv series Arthur for...
Respect. Lionel Messi Just Confirmed That All Barcelona Players Will Start Paying Taxes Due...
BARCELONA, SPAIN—As the Coronavirus continues to devastate the world, particularly Italy and Spain, players for FC Barcelona today announced that they will...
Football Manager Announces Coronavirus Update That Makes Game Unplayable Until April 30th
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