PALM BEACH, FL—The outgoing President of the United States, Donald Trump, has attacked his predecessor, Joe Biden, by mocking the size of his inauguration crowd.
“Wow no one showed up, literally no one!” the former president declared on Parlor. “The fake news media said no one showed up to my inauguration but wow look at this,” he added, sharing a side by side photo of his inauguration and Biden’s.
“Such a shame seeing as how 4 years ago we had the largest inauguration in human history and now it’s the smallest, so sad.”
Continuing his rant to his tens of Parlor followers, Trump noted that the “fake news media” had also failed to cover that “two former presidents didn’t even attend” Biden’s inauguration.
“Hell even more people showed up for my insurrection last week on those very same steps than showed up for him today. Says it all doesn’t it?”