Tag: Leicester City
Leicester City To Sack Manager Every Week In Attempt To Avoid...
LEICESTER, UK(By Dan Sweryt)—Leicester City have announced their intention to sack their manager every week, as it appears the players play infinitely better as soon...
Claudio Ranieri Denied Sainthood After ‘No Evidence For Second Miracle’
THE VATICAN, ROME(By Dan Sweryt)—Former Leicester City boss Claudio Ranieri has been denied his sainthood as the Catholic Church claim there is ‘no evidence’ for...
Gary Lineker Vows To Shoot Porn In MOTD Studio If Leicester...
MATCH of the Day presenter, Gary Lineker, has sensationally vowed to shoot a pornagraphic video live in the MOTD studio, if Leicester City win the...
God Shocked By Leicester City Title: “I Honestly Didn’t Think This...
God, the self-professed creator of the universe, has admitted his shock at Leicester City being crowned the 2015/16 Premier League champions. The 5,000-to-1 outsiders defied...
Leicester City signs new contract extension with Jamie Vardy
With a Premier League record under his belt and Leicester City 2nd in the table, Jamie Vardy has "rewarded" Leicester City with a lucrative new 5-year-deal. Vardy...