Doctors Warn Drinking A Shot Every Time Trump Lies During Speech Will Result In Death

LEADING health officials across the United States have tonight warned against playing a drinking game during President Trump’s televised address to the nation.

The game, which involves drinking a shot every time Trump lies, has been branded “incredibly dangerous” and “will likely result in death” according to experts.

“Consuming that much alcohol, possibly as many as 100 shots in a minute is extremely dangerous and reckless,” Dr. Lisa Edelstein told CNN. “Please consume alcohol responsibly, perhaps closer to the level a regular politician lies.”

Despite the incredible health risks involved the major U.S. news channels will broadcast Trump’s speech unedited, however as a compromise will air a health warning prior to and during his monologue on the dangers of immigration.

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(Ir)regardless more people are expected to die from alcohol consumption tonight than have ever been killed by an illegal immigrant in America’s history.

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