LEADING health officials across the United States have tonight warned against playing a drinking game during President Trump’s televised address to the nation.
The game, which involves drinking a shot every time Trump lies, has been branded “incredibly dangerous” and “will likely result in death” according to experts.
“Consuming that much alcohol, possibly as many as 100 shots in a minute is extremely dangerous and reckless,” Dr. Lisa Edelstein told CNN. “Please consume alcohol responsibly, perhaps closer to the level a regular politician lies.”
Despite the incredible health risks involved the major U.S. news channels will broadcast Trump’s speech unedited, however as a compromise will air a health warning prior to and during his monologue on the dangers of immigration.
(Ir)regardless more people are expected to die from alcohol consumption tonight than have ever been killed by an illegal immigrant in America’s history.