LEADING health officials across the United States have tonight warned against playing a drinking game during President Trump’s debate with Joe Biden.
The game, which involves drinking a shot every time Trump lies, has been branded “incredibly dangerous” and “will likely result in death” according to medical experts.
“Consuming that much alcohol, possibly as many as 100 shots in a minute is extremely dangerous and reckless,” Dr. Lisa Edelstein told CNN. “Please consume alcohol responsibly, perhaps closer to the level a regular politician lies.”
Despite the incredible health risks involved, all major U.S. news channels will continue broadcasting Trump’s speeches unedited, however as a compromise will air a health warning prior to and during his monologues on the dangers of immigration.
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Regardless, doctors expect more people to die from alcohol consumption playing this game than have ever been killed by illegal immigrants in U.S. history.
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