DONALD Trump claims ISIS would be a far more effective terrorist organization if he had founded them, instead of Obama. The republican nominee cites the president’s poor leadership and vision as the cause of the terror group’s limited success. “I think he’s done a very poor job since founding ISIS,” Trump told CNN. “I mean how many people have they killed really? I think I could do much better.”
“Much better? How?” responded the interviewer.
“Well I just think if I had founded ISIS, they’d rule the entire world by now,” Trump replied confidently. “Honestly I think I’d make a tremendous terrorist leader and certainly could give Hitler and Bin Laden a run for their money.”
With the Art of the Deal as his manifesto, Trump insists his terrorist group would have “the best guns” and would do “great deals” with Boko Haram and the Taliban, adding, “those guys love me, I do great with the Taliban”.
As Trump spoke so eloquently and knowledgeably about the subject, he was asked if he regretted not founding ISIS before Obama. “Maybe,” he said. “I can promise you that the world would be a much more dangerous place if I had, because I would have been so successful.”
Trump finished by reassuring the American people about his plans if elected. “When I’m president, I will setup the best terrorist organization America has ever known,” he explained, before muttering, “you’ll see, you’ll all see….”