A MYSTERIOUS yellow circular object has been spotted hovering over Greater Vancouver leaving local meteorologists, scientists and law enforcement baffled.
“At first I thought, ‘Oh great, Burnaby is on fire again’ but then I realized it was moving slowly,” said one local Vancouver resident who claimed to have witnessed the object “rise from fire” in the early hours of this morning.
From there the UFO has risen steadily throughout the day, appearing directly over Vancouver at approximately 3pm. One shocked Downtown Vancouver worker told CTV News, “first thing I noticed was the colour of the sky. All those grey fluffy things had vanished into thin air, and the sky was so blue and bright. It’s so weird.”
How long the the UFO will remain over the city is unknown but “not long enough” according to most yellow-disk enthusiasts who have taken to Vancouver’s previously unused beaches, to worship their supposed God.
The vast majority of the GVA population seemed quite pleased to finally have a valid reason to wear their Ray-bans 24/7.