FBI Director James Comey has reassured worried voters that he will in fact be live tweeting the U.S. presidential election, “in case anything comes up last minute”.
Comey told FOX News that the FBI are “working through the night” reexamining Hillary Clinton’s leaked emails in an effort to provide the American voters “with the full, unbiased truth” about the two canditates.
“I will be live tweeting all day with the latest findings we have. Rest assured the FBI won’t stop looking through every single one of those highly classified emails Secretary Clinton carelessly lost, until the final results are in,” he said.
When asked to comment, Hillary appeared unconcerned about Mr Comey’s plans. “He’s free to spend his last day in the FBI doing whatever the fuck he wants,” she smiled.