Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly

Nation Wonders How Much More Fucking Evidence Mueller Needs Exactly

After over a year of accumulating what many assume to be the most damning evidence ever against a sitting U.S. President, Americans today collectively wondered “how much more fucking evidence Robert Mueller needs exactly?”

Accusations of using campaign finances to bribe porn stars, colluding with Russian officials, and promising favouritism to certain companies have led to 19 indictments and 5 guilty pleas thus far. Now the overwhelming majority of Americans want to know what Bob Mueller needs to see exactly before making a decision.

“How much more fucking evidence does the guy need?” the U.S. populace questioned, stating that surely Mueller must be ready to make an announcement one way or another at this stage. “Like seriously, is Trump guilty or what?”

“What is it gonna take, video evidence of Trump literally murdering someone?” the nation queried, “That could take months to happen.”

Even Trump himself has called for Mueller to announce his findings. “Come on Bobby, show me your cards, whaddya got?” the President tweeted, reiterating his confidence that Mueller couldn’t possibly have evidence of everything he’s done.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is currently wondering how much longer it should give America to sort its shit out before stepping in.

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