“We didn’t even really want Palestine anyways” announced Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, “I mean c’mon, it’s just a bunch of sand and camels and bullshit. Honestly, I don’t know why we were making such a big fuss about it in the first place.”
The PLO has responded by itself denouncing all claims to the region: “Well, we just wanted it because they wanted it,” said a PLO representative. Attendance at both the wailing wall and the Dome of the Rock are reported to be at an all time low “Yah, sure, we might have had a temple here or something, but hey, that was a long time ago. We are SO over it now. We’ve moved on. You go ahead and worship at your cute little Mosque though.”
The two plan on meeting soon to discuss a “no state” solution whereby the land of Palestine will be donated to charity “As far as we’re concerned, some needy nation like Liberia can just have Palestine. See if we care.” said Israeli authorities.