LONDON, UK – New research by the Lancet medical journal, claims that by the year 2025, 1 in 5 adults worldwide will be obese.
At the announcement, senior author Majid Ezzati said: “Over the past 40 years, we have changed from a world in which underweight prevalence was more than double that of obesity, to one in which more people are obese than underweight.”
The research also notes that there is no chance of changing this statistic in time for 2025, leaving humanity to face the inevitable realisation that…..
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