HONOLULU, HI—The former American President Barrack Obama has cited “childproofing the nuclear buttons” as his “best decision” as commander-in-chief.
In his first Canadian interview since leaving the Oval Office, Obama claimed his decision to secure the nuclear launch codes with a childproof lock, was “easily” his finest moment throughout his 8 year presidency.
“It’s the best decision I made in terms of the long term safety of all Americans and mankind as a whole,” he told the BSJ on Twitter. “More than Obamacare or killing Bin Laden, that’s gotta be number one.”
Obama’s move quickly proved to be a masterstroke, as President Trump admitted to mistaking the launch codes for a tv remote within his first night in the Oval Office, almost bombing Spain.
“I try to find FOX News and I nearly wipe the Euro-Mexicans off the face of planet Earth,” Trump tweeted that night.
Since then, the 45th President has reportedly misplaced the United States’ nuclear football 8 separate times but is “pretty confident” it’s located somewhere between his golf resort in Mar-a-Lago and his golf resort in Palm Beach.