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Donald Trump Encourages ‘All Canadians’ To Elect Sarah Palin
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Former U.S. President Donald Trump has become the latest American politician to offer his unsolicited advice to Canadians by encouraging them to elect...
Trump Urges Canadians To Elect Scheer: ‘Only An American Can Run...
WASHINGTON, DC—The American President Donald Trump has this morning urged Canadian voters to elect Andrew Scheer as Canada’s first American Prime Minister, stating that...
Trump Looking Forward To Knighthood From The Queen
LONDON, UK—Donald Trump has tweeted his excitement at becoming the first American President to be knighted by the Queen of England, when he visits...
Image Of Trump Briefly Appears On FBI Most Wanted List
WASHINGTON, DC—An image and short profile of the current president of the United States briefly appeared on the FBI's Most Wanted list this morning,...
U.S. To Allow Unstable Dictator Meet With Kim Jong-Un
WASHINGTON, DC—In a move that has stunned the world, the United States has today agreed to allow an unstable dictator meet with Kim Jong-Un.
The...
Obama Admits 1 Year Of Trump As President ‘Far More Stressful’...
WASHINGTON, DC—The 44th president of the United States, Barack Obama has admitted publicly for the first time that one year of watching Donald J....
Donald Trump’s Approval Rating Rises Above IQ For First Time
WASHINGTON, DC—The news of Donald Trump’s approval rating reaching 45% in one opinion poll has been labelled “historic” by White House officials, who today...
Trump Urges Kevin Spacey To Consider Career In Politics
FUSSA, JAPAN—Donald Trump has suggested embattled House of Cards star, Kevin Spacey, should "consider a career in politics" now that his Hollywood career is...
President Trump Alleges He Was Sexually Assaulted By Hillary Clinton
FUSSA, JAPAN—The President of the United States has begun his tour of Asia by making the astonishing revelation that he was personally sexually assaulted...
Trump Mocks Trudeau For Celebrating Thanksgiving ‘6 Weeks Early’
WASHINGTON, DC—Calling him “a laughing stock” and “an embarrassment to his country”, American President Donald Trump savaged his North American counterpart with a series...
Furious Trump Demands To Know Why He Can’t Go Golfing In...
WASHINGTON, DC—An enraged Donald Trump has claimed the Secret Service are preventing him from golfing in Mar-A-Lago and the American President demands to know...
Trump Denounces Grammar Nazis
WASHINGTON, DC—In a speech to over a hundred thousand supporters in Phoenix, President Trump today denounced the "grammar Nazis who regularly misuninform people about...
Donald Trump Labels Alt-Right Pointless: ‘I Just Right Click’
WASHINGTON, DC—American President Donald Trump has released his fourth official statement on the highly controversial alt-right labelling the group "totally pointless" in a new...
Donald Trump Calls Justin Trudeau “Canada’s Worst President Yet”
THE President of the United States, has openly questioned the credentials of Justin Trudeau, labeling the Canadian head of state "an embarrassment" and a "terrible president".
In a no-holds...