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Controversial Trump Tower To Be Renamed Trump Plaza
VANCOUVER, BC—Following intense criticism over their controversial choice of name, the developers behind Trump Tower have announced plans to officially rename it "Trump Plaza".
Calls to...
Trump Offers Obama Newly Created Role As Ambassador To ISIS
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Barrack Obama has been surprisingly offered a new role under the current administration, as the United States' first official ambassador to...
Trump Warns Meryl Streep That Celebrities Have ‘No Place In Politics’
President-elect Donald Trump has warned Meryl Streep and other outspoken celebrities to keep their "nose out of politics" and "leave it to the experts".
The Academy-award...
Trump Requests To Be Sworn In Using The Art Of The...
NEW YORK, NY – Donald J. Trump has personally contacted the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, requesting permission to use his own "great book"...
GOP Website Declares Donald Trump Election Winner Hours Before Polls Close
THE official GOP website has released a statement within the last hour declaring Donald Trump as the winner of the 2016 U.S. election, despite...
Ted Cruz Admits His Father Assassinated JFK, His Wife Is Ugly...
FORMER republican candidate Ted Cruz has made a series of shocking confessions, just hours after finally endorsing Donald Trump for president.
Cruz made the remarks on...
“Hillary Clinton Would Be The Unhealthiest President Ever Elected,” Writes Trump’s...
THE renowned personal physician of Donald J. Trump has said that in his expert medical opinion, Hillary Clinton is "clearly unfit to be president" and if elected would...
Donald Trump Admits “Renaming New Mexico” Will Be His First Act...
THE Republican nominee Donald Trump, has confessed to a room full of university students in Georgia, that his “very first act” as President will be...
Trump Claims America Should Never Have Given Canada Its Independence
NEW YORK, NY—Donald J. Trump has told Fox and Friends that he believes the U.S. "should never have allowed" Canada to gain independence.
The President freely admits to...
Donald Trump just named his most inspiring person ever, and the...
The potential next American president Donald J Trump, has told Rolling Stone that he sees himself as the most inspiring person "the world has...
Crisis In Trump Camp As Donald Claims Ivanka “Is No Longer...
The Trump campaign was plunged into crisis last night, with the revelation that Donald does not think his daughter Ivanka is a 10 any longer.
The GOP frontrunner...
Melania Trump Emerges As Shock Candidate For Vice Presidency After Donald’s...
THE presumptive republican nominee Donald Trump has shockingly admitted his wife Melania is being vetted as a potential running mate for the upcoming election.
Trump...
Donald Trump & Conor McGregor To Wrestle At WWE Battleground
World Wrestling Entertainment has announced, within the last hour via WWE.com, that “the two biggest superstars in the world” will wrestle in Washington, DC on...
Sarah Palin Allegedly Strings Multiple Words Together To Form Coherent Sentence
BUFFALO, N.Y. - Sarah Palin has shocked supporters at a Donald Trump rally by stringing several words together and effectively forming a complete sentence, according...