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The Burrard Street Journal – (Burrard Street Football)

The Burrard Street Journal is a occasionally funny Canadian satire, parody and comedy news website based in Vancouver, BC. All articles, videos and images are fictitious and occasionally intended to be humourous. For more information please see our disclaimer or check out our handy guide to fake/satire news.


The BSJ began initially as a soccer satire website named failmuch.com in March 2015. After 6 months, the site began to produce political Canadian and U.S. satire and as of March 2016 the terribly-named FM News was closed down and the Burrard Street Journal was born. Within its first year the BS Journal has been read by millions of people across the world, with a regular viewership in the hundreds of thousands each month. The site has been featured on The New York Times, NBC News, Global News, CBC News, The Daily Mail and our own personal favourite, Sean Hannity, amongst others…


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Alongside our cats, The Burrard Street Journal would like to especially thank the following people for supporting our site and helping make the BSJ great again:

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