Tag: Trump
Remember This Former Reality TV Star? Well You Won’t Believe What...
Remember the hit 00's tv series The Apprentice? Well its host, Donald J. Trump, is a name you probably haven't heard of in a...
Donald Trump Jr. Denies Any Ties To White House
WASHINGTON, DC — Just hours after testifying before the House Intelligence Committee that his meeting with Russian officials had "no connection" to the 2016 U.S....
Canadians Celebrate American Thanksgiving By Giving Thanks They’re Not American
IN what is being described as a major break from tradition, Canadians across the globe are embracing and celebrating American Thanksgiving this year, specifically...
President Trump Alleges He Was Sexually Assaulted By Hillary Clinton
FUSSA, JAPAN—The President of the United States has begun his tour of Asia by making the astonishing revelation that he was personally sexually assaulted...
Trump Claims He Witnessed Numerous Sexual Assaults By High Profile TV...
WASHINGTON, DC—Following in the wake of the sexaul assualt scandal currently engulfing Hollywood, Donald Trump has confirmed he personally witnessed one former television executive...
Sean Spicer Vehemently Denies Ever Being Press Secretary
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Married father-of-two and American citizen Sean Spicer has vehemently denied ever holding the position of White House Press Secretary in a hastily assembled...
Mike Pence Hospitalized After Becoming Trapped In Elevator With Woman
WASHINGTON, DC—The Vice President of the United States of America is said to be in a “critical condition” in the White House Medical Unit tonight...
Trump Advises Ireland To Leave The UK
WASHINGTON, DC—Just days after meeting the Prime Minister of the Republic of Ireland, Donald Trump has advised the Irish to break away from the United Kingdom...
Trump, Pence & Bannon Unable To Come To Consensus On What...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a tense, fractured and divided Oval Office, Donald Trump, Mike Pence and Steve Bannon are reportedly still in deadlock over what day...
Hooters ‘Honoured’ At Being Selected To Cater Trump Inauguration
A spokesman for Hooters Inc. has expressed the company's "profound honour" at being selected as the official caterer for the inauguration of Donald J Trump.
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Emotional President Obama Wishes Luke Shaw a Speedy Recovery
Following Luke Shaw's horrific injury during Man United's defeat to PSV, fans, players and celebrities have been tweeting messages of support for the 20-year-old.
Horrible...