WASHINGTON, DC—Following in the wake of the sexaul assualt scandal currently engulfing Hollywood, Donald Trump has confirmed he personally witnessed one former television executive sexually assault numerous women.
Even more shocking, the President suggested the unnamed individual was previously an “incredibly wealthy businessman” who now occupies a high ranking position in politics.
“You’d be shocked if I told you who. Shocked,” Trump told the NY Times, refusing to give concrete details about the man other than to say he had achieved a great deal of success in his life and was “highly respected”.
“This guy was an executive producer on an NBC show for over 10 years and was by all accounts incredibly successful,” he continued. “His show actually had the highest ratings which was largely down to him.”
However Trump alleges the man used his power to harass women and was knowingly allowed a long career in the television industry by the “liberal elites”, despite openly bragging about the assaults to insiders.
“Even though I saw him do it so many times he would still brag openly to me or anyone who would listen about grabbing women in the…. excuse my language, vagina,” the 45th President said. “He was a disturbing fellow and the Hollywood elites did nothing.”
The allegations made by Mr. Trump suggest the individual not only harassed co-workers throughout his career in the entertainment industry, but also prior to that when he was “one of the most successful businessmen ever”.
“Even before he became a huge TV star, this guy would do disgusting things I’m telling you. He would host modelling competitions just so he could walk into women’s locker rooms and ogle their beautiful naked bodies.”
Motivated by the victims of Harvey Weinstein courageously stepping forward to share their stories, President Trump hopes that by speaking up now he may help prevent this “disgusting individual” from rising the political ladder any further.
“Imagine if a man like that ever got into a position where he could determine women’s rights or control what all American women do with their bodies?” he shuddered. “Doesn’t even bare thinking about.”