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Controversial New Study Links Hydroxychloroquine With Increased Penis Size As Trump...

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WASHINGTON, DC—A controversial new study by Dr. Harold Bornstein has linked the drug hydroxychloroquine to an increase in male genital size on...

Trump Insists Entire Presidency Has Been Sarcastic

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WASHINGTON, DC—Having earlier in the week admitted his advice on drinking bleach and injecting disinfectant into your veins to cure Covid-19 was...

Trump Declares Hillary Clinton Is Coronavirus ‘Patient Zero’

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WASHINGTON, DC—The United States government believes it has made a major breakthrough in the ongoing Coronavirus crisis by identifying what it believes...

Melania Trump Accidentally Signs Name ‘Melania Trudeau’

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WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady of the United States suffered a rather embarrassing moment at a recent Trump campaign rally after accidentally signing...

Trump Proposes Nuking Amazon Rainforest To Stop Fire Spreading

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WASHINGTON, DC — The President of the United States believes he may have stop the spread of further wildfires in the Amazon...

Trump Forced To Abandon Ireland Visit After Discovering Island Closed On...

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SHANNON, CO. CLARE—The President of the United States has been forced to abandon a planned trip to Ireland after discovering the island...

Trump Admits Entire Presidency Just One Big April Fools

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WASHINGTON, DC—Donald Trump has officially confirmed that his entire presidency has been one gigantic April Fools culminating in today.

Trump Warns Of Canadian Migrant Caravans After Learning 90% Of Canadians...

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The American President Donald Trump has stationed an additional 10,000 troops in 13 states along the Canadian border after a White House investigation discovered...

Suspicious Package Sent To Trump Believed To Contain Books, Condoms

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The White House has confirmed that a package addressed to President Trump was intercepted this morning by Secret Service, after the contents were deemed...

Nikki Haley Happy To Stay On As UN Ambassador For As...

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The outgoing U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations, Nikki Haley, has announced she is prepared to stay on as long as needed for her...

Trump Asks Former Presidents What They Did When They Were Sued...

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WASHINGTON, DC—In a hastily convened meeting at the White House today, President Trump gathered all five living former presidents to ask each one how...

Obama Admits 1 Year Of Trump As President ‘Far More Stressful’...

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WASHINGTON, DC—The 44th president of the United States, Barack Obama has admitted publicly for the first time that one year of watching Donald J....

5 Signs You’re Secretly A Stable Genius

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Since Donald J. Trump proclaimed himself a "stable genius", many in the media have openly mocked him, but now some of the world's leading...

Remember This Former Reality TV Star? Well You Won’t Believe What...

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Remember the hit 00's tv series The Apprentice? Well its host, Donald J. Trump, is a name you probably haven't heard of in a...
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