Random satire news from the Burrard Street Journal.
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Arsene Wenger on Danny Welbeck’s injury: “Who could have seen this...
Arsene Wenger’s gamble to strengthen his strike force this summer, has immediately fallen to pieces with the news of Danny Welbeck’s injury. The striker,...
Supermac’s & Adriano on verge of Galway United takeover. – FM...
Irish fast-food chain, Supermac's are poised to complete a surprise takeover of League of Ireland side, Galway United. The announcement has sent shockwaves through the fast-food industry...
Thierry Henry stabs Irishman who joked about “handball”.
A 27-year-old man is in critical condition in a London hospital this morning, after an altercation with a French man believed to be Thierry...
Van Gaal accidentally announces Manchester United’s shocking new “surprise” striker.
Almost every forward in world football has been linked to Manchester United in the past few days, since Louis Van Gaal announced a "surprise...
Hundreds dead overnight as death toll from ‘The Leitrim War’ rises...
ANOTHER week of widespread violence on the North/South Leitrim border has seen the death toll rise to almost 5,000. Leaders on both sides of the...
FIFA on the brink of seeking rent allowance.
FIFA on the brink of seeking rent allowance.
by Daz
Due to the ongoing inspection by the FBI and the Criminal investigation division of the IRS...
‘Pro Evolution Soccer 4’ (PES 4) to be remade…after Konami gains...
Konami, the game developers behind the once popular Pro Evolution Soccer (PES) series have announced plans to reboot the failing series after getting encouragement...
Sheffield Wednesday Renamed After Evidence Confirms Club Was Founded Day Earlier...
ONE of the oldest football clubs in England, Sheffield Wednesday, is set to change it's name after discovering that the club was actually founded...
“Worlds Hottest Weather Girl”, Yanet Garcia set to move to TG4...
IRISH language television station, TG4, are set to announce the signing of the world’s hottest weather girl, Yanet Garcia on a 3 year deal.
TG4’s...
Damien Duff to start new Airtricity League team in Leitrim. Sligo...
"The David Beckham of Irish soccer" Damien Duff, much like the ex-England captain's new expansion team in Miami, has unveiled sensational plans to start...
Florentino Perez blames lack of transfer activity for Madrid’s Champions League...
Real Madrid president, Florentino Perez has said that a lack of activity in the transfer market is to blame for Madrid’s astonishing collapse this season.
Juventus defeat Real in...
Rooney opens yearly contract talks with United…. by demanding move to...
In keeping with his yearly tradition, Manchester United star Wayne Rooney, has politely signalled his intent to open contract talks with Manchester United. United...
Mike Ashley to build Golden Statue of Himself Outside St James...
Newcastle United's shrewd owner Mike Ashley has unveiled plans for a 27 foot statue of himself to replace the Jackie Milburn statue which is...
Sepp Blatter to Resign as Fifa President and Return to Humanitarian...
Sepp Blatter to resign as head of Fifa and concentrate on humanitarian issues.
Blatter to not seek fifth term: "For the benefit of humanity"
Emotional Blatter...